how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
