i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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