She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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