all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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