Christians are straight up FREAKS
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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