So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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