I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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