i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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