Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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