I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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