drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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