You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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