Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
