When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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