Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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