it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Operation Purity has been aborted
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
