i think my tv is drunk
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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