real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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