Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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