the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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