Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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