i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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