do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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