i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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