im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
