What a fucking waste of an outfit
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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