i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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