i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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