one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I am available for nakedness
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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