Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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