The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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