We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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