i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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