Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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