i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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