Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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