If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Randomize
