Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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