Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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