Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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