Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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