But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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