$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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