shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
