thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Got a toothbrush?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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