Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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