babies were throwing up all over the place
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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