people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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