Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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