What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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