Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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