Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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